Much Less Ass
This month I lost another 10 pounds. I also gained four pairs of thong underwear for my newly hotter ass. The recent weight loss reminds me of a conversation I had with my bff a few months ago at the MOA:
Justin: “I see you lost your boobs.”
Me: “Yeah, they were the first thing to go. I’ve waited my whole life for decent boobs and now I got nothin.”
Justin: “It’s ok. You lost your ass, too.”
Whee!

I’m sorry for your loss, but happy to hear of the arrival of a new and improved ass!